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Spin: Sorry excitement makes me fart!
Paige: Ellie hun, I didn't know vampires could go out in the sun.
Ellie: Spinner, rule #1 of puberty, shower everyday.
Paige: New year, new look, new Paige.
Paige: Then pencil it in boys, retro roller-skating party.
Ashley: Retro roller-skating party, that sounds cool!
Paige: It's funny how something can be so cool one year and so totally uncool the next. Kinda like people.
Ashley: I get it Paige, you don't have to invite me to your dumb party.
Paige: Oh, but I was kinda hoping you could do drugs, act like a total freak and totally screw up everything. Oh wait you did that last year.
Ash: I love you ...
Craig: *laughs, tries to kiss her*
Ash: Well, do you, you know, feel the same way?
Craig: Nah, not really. I think you're dumb, and you kind of smell.
Spin: What's it like being a stud?
Spin: You have Ashley, gorgeous, smart, like fine champaign. Then you have Manny, cute, adorable, hot, like ice cream. Only hot.
Craig: Well I get around.
Spin: *reaches for pizza*
Marco: Ladies first.
Spin: Then you first.
Ellie: *gets up*
Spin: Ah, did we offend Ellie?
Ellie: Don't flatter yourself, I'm going to the bathroom. *goes up stairs and nods to Marco*
Marco: I'm gonna get some water.
Ashley: I'll get it.
Marco: No it's okay. *walks upstairs*
Ash: (to Jimmy & them) I didn't know my kitchen was upstairs...hmmm
Ashley: Paige, we've been friends since grade two, which is seven years. That's half our lives.
Paige: Is this an apology or a math problem?
Jimmy: I think it's these flowers. I'm allergic to them.
Paige: At least you don't have radioactive skin. Or a pumpkin for a date.
Jimmy: Pumpkin in a dress.
Craig: How was the rest of the party?
Emma: Fine, until all the supposed adults started singing 80's hits.
Ashely: Craig, I asked you here because I need to talk to you.
Craig: Great, every guy's favorite words
JT: Paige! Help! I'm stuck in a box!
Paige: Does it say, "Caution: Freak inside?"
Hazel: We should go see that movie again, even though I don't really like subtitles.
Paige: Yeah, they involve reading.
Craig: Spinner, Shut up.
Spin: Yes, Lord Stud.
Paige: Hun next time ask questions first, get naked later!
[JT has just had a wet dream]
Toby: Who was it about?
JT: Your mom.
Paige: I've seen better dancing at Heather Sinclair's grade 3 sock hop.
Dylan: What is this, hug a homo day?
Paige: Gross me green like totally.
Paige: What's your damage?
Paige: Hello oldest friend in the world and faboulos boyfriend, what on earth are you all talking aboot?
Ashley: [performing with Hell Hath No Fury at the Battle of the Bands competition] This song is the price for breaking my heart / Should of written these words to you right from the start / You say it doesn't matter, how it's all in the past / My pain doesn't show, it's disguised by this mask / I can't pretend to forgive and forget / Gonna make the day you met me, a day you'll regret / 'Cause you're the dust in my eye / You're the rock in my shoe / Yeah, you lie, lie, lie / Better watch what you say, 'cause I'm on to you / Mr. Nice Guy, whoa, Mr. Nice Guy / You're so nice.
Craig: Ash, I swear, if you play that song in the competition ...
Ashley: You'll, what, sleep with more grade nines?
Mr. Simpson: Guys, settle down, please?
Craig: If you weren't such a prude, I never would've been with Manny.
Ashley: [mocking him] But I thought you loved her.
Craig: Oh, you know what? Go to h...
Mr. Simpson: One more word, double homework!
Jimmy: [rapping] Our homey is a player / That is all / So why'd you have to go and kick his
Spinner: [rapping] Ball and chain / Ain't that your name / 'Cause you're a playa hater and that's a shame
Jimmy And chicks like you ain't worth too much
Spinner:So shut up girl and
Jimmy and, Spinner: Make my lunch / Yeah!
Craig: [Performing with Downtown Sasquatch at the Battle of the Bands] I don't know if you'll forgive me / For being so blind / To how you felt / Don't ask me why I couldn't see it / It might take me years to figure out / And that's not something I know much about / But there's only one way to find out / Yeah, yeah, yeah / What I know is that I've hurt you, oh / What I know is that I suck / And what I know is that I'm sorry / What I know is that I'm a loser, yeah / What I know is I screwed up / And then I never earned your trust / And what I know is that everything I touch just turns to dust
Craig: Something bout the way you shine / When the lights go out / I wanna make you mine / Something bout the way it seems / You're always here in my dreams / When there's no one there / I'm not scared / But I'm in love with you.
Ellie: Excuse us posers, real musicians coming through.
Ashley: You just don’t get it do you? These are supposed to be the best years of our life and it’s just been one disaster after another after another. That school is cursed.
Sean: (to Liberty) Your about as edgy as a butterknife.
The "Anti-Craig" shirts
"Take On Me"
Emma's basement room
Sean's look after Emma tells the class she just got her period.
Any reference to Heather Sinclaire.